"Okay, let’s just say that I have banged forty guys. What’s the problem? You’re just jealous because you’ve been, ah, brainwashed by puritanical assholes who think sex is a sin. But then again, your, ah, little gerbil-sized brain has been reprogrammed by the media to believe that sex is the be-all, end-all. So now you’re stuck, right? ‘Cause on the one hand you love to fuck, but afterwards you feel overwhelmed by guilt & you’re not sure why. Maybe it’s because sex is neither as good or as evil as you’ve built it up to be."

Caroline Wexler

"Daydream Nation"

I was a big slut, but I’m not anymore. There’s always going to be a part of me that’s sloppy and dirty, but I like that, with all the other parts of myself. Can you say the same for yourself, fucker? Can you forgive? Are you any good at that?

newyorker:

Cartoon by Peter C. Vey. For more: http://nyr.kr/YIG2Y2

newyorker:

Cartoon by Peter C. Vey. For more: http://nyr.kr/YIG2Y2

You tucked me in, turned out the light. Kept me safe and sound at night. Little girls depend on things like that 💛

You tucked me in, turned out the light. Kept me safe and sound at night. Little girls depend on things like that 💛

Avril 14th from Marie Antoinette

I love this piano piece and its from one of my favorite movies :)

Choking Back Tears, N.R.A. Leader Marries Gun

newyorker:

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what he called “the happiest day of my life,” National Rifle Association C.E.O. Wayne LaPierre marked Valentine’s Day by marrying his longtime gun, an AK-47 assault rifle. Continue reading: http://nyr.kr/12FXFZy

Hilarious 😂

newyorker:

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, we’ve curated a selection of intimate portraits from photographers who have a significant body of work devoted to their husband, wife, partner, or lover. The images below explore intangible emotions, from new, lustful love to lengthy, studied intimacy to a love transformed or lost. Click-through for a slideshow, and commentary from the photographers: http://nyr.kr/VhrbY0

Beautiful 🌹👪💏👫💑💐